Description

Bloomsbury presents The Funny Life of Pets written and read by James Campbell

A hilarious book from bestselling author and standup comic James Campbell who has visited over 3000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own

Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredycats nonstop pooping hamsters exploding fish and everything inbetween and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny This hilarious book answers all the big questions like do sausage dogs eat sausages Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet For reallife pet facts imaginary stories and a generally laughsohardsnotcomesoutyournose read this is the only pet book youll ever need

Written by the outstanding childrens comedian James Campbell prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets But be WARNED this IS NOT a normal bookYou read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end BORING You can read this book forwards backwards sideways and in approximately 861000 different ways inbetween

This is a book with outrageous facts hilarious jokes insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets the author and all sorts of other things

WARNING Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework Unless of course you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine